When I heard it was going to be TV Theme week, only one thing came to mind: please let someone do Darkwing Duck. Alas, that wish would go unfulfilled, but there was plenty else to keep me occupied: (Also, why don’t TV shows have proper… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week Five Performances
Last night’s show was a whole new party – a circular stage, an acoustic sound, and an unfortunate Situation. And after a night of mostly solid performances, suspense was in the air as the ballroom readied itself to devour another couple. The top three scoring… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week 4 Results
Alright dance fans, I hope you fixed yourself a drink. It’s Argentine Tango and Rumba night, and things are about to get steamy. Or awkward. Probably a little of both. And, for the first time, the judges will give out two sets of scores –… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week 4 Performances
After a solid night of performances, another couple must fall. Tonight’s results show got right into it – and inexplicably, The Situation and Karina were given the encore performance. I still can’t figure out whether I like them or not. I mean, I love The… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week Three Results
After last week’s drama-filled episode – Boogate 2010! Doggy dancing! A three! – I was wondering what nonsense could possibly top it this week. Turns out, it was Story Night. The challenge should be self explanatory, but there was one twist – props. The couples… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week 3 Performances
After last night’s escapades, two questions remain: will ABC try to pretend like the Sarah Palin-booing didn’t happen? And can Michael Bolton really survive a three? The show didn’t waste any time getting things underway. Kyle/Lacey, who I now believe are the frontrunners this season,… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week Two Results
Last week, America hassled the Hoff into oblivion and ruined my Dancing with the Stars pool. This week, the bloodthirsty ballroom is back for more. Will Maks make someone cry? Will Bruno make more Dirty Dancing puns? Will The Situation actually practice? It came to… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week Two Performances
Last night’s season premiere was a befuddling mix of wings, crying, and a whole lot of hype. And I wasn’t the only one who tuned in to watch the crazy – the ratings were up big time over last season’s finale. Alas, reality show happiness is fleeting,… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week One Results