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Dancing with the Stars: Semifinals Results

Tonight, the news we’ve all been waiting for – which three couples will be in the Season 11 finals? After last night’s awesome performance show, it’s anyone’s guess. I can’t wait to see how it all shakes out! After last night’s performances, Jennifer/Derek were in… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Semifinals Results

Dancing with the Stars: The Semifinals

After many, many weeks, it’s the semifinals! Who will make the finals? Will Bristol make it one more week? Important questions, these are. Tonight, two rounds – first, the Latin Round, which requires that our stars perform a solo, and then the Ballroom Round, in… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: The Semifinals

Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 Results

Tonight marked a historic election – America had spent all day voting, and the entire country was now glued to the television, waiting to see the results. Oh, and there was some other Midterm thing. The 200th episode! I have watched 200 of these things.… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 Results

Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 Performances

Five years. 1000 dances. 121 stars. 200 episodes. Dancing with the Stars has come a long way since it started, and it was an anniversary (Milestone? What do you call a “200th episode”?) celebration worth watching. The show opened with a routine featuring all the… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 Performances

Dancing with the Stars: Week 6 Results

Last night, DWTS redefined rock (rock = shiny clothes) and tonight, one of our stars will be kicked off the tour bus. The leaderboard got rocked like a hurricane, and the night’s lowest scoring couples were Bristol/Mark, Kurt/Anna, and – gasp – Jennifer/Derek. Of those three, Kurt/Anna and Bristol/Mark were safe, leaving Jennifer and Derek in jeopardy. Tonight’s results are going to be interesting.

More surprises – Bristol and Mark were given the encore this week. Fine with me – I didn’t get a chance to appropriately admire Mark’s footwear last night. Purple shoes – not just for Grimace anymore.

Heart was the first musical guest of the evening, providing a rare moment of genuine rock in this Rock Week. For reals – someone threw a microphone stand and it rolled around while the professionals were trying to dance. I hope the Wilson sisters trashed the dressing rooms.

Another round of results – Rick/Cheryl were safe, and Kyle/Lacey were in jeopardy (nooooo).

Since it is Rock Week, it was only fitting to have a montage called Actual Rock Stars Discuss Ballroom Dancing. Yes, ballroom dancing is exactly like being a rock star. Little known fact – Bret Michaels, Dee Snider, Alice Cooper – all closet ballroom experts. Is this all a big tease for Season 12, possibly titled “Dancing with the Rock Stars”? Please say yes.

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Dancing with the Stars: Week 6 Performances

Hold onto your bandannas and bust out the eyeliner, because it’s Rock Week on Dancing with the Stars. What does this mean, other than that our stars must dance to rock songs? Whatever happened to just plain ol’ “Dance Week”? And really, how “rock” can… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week 6 Performances

Dancing with the Stars: Week Five Results

After last night’s sillies, complete with TV theme songs and gorilla suits, I was dying to see which couple would be cancelled like an NBC show tonight. And very quickly, America’s favorite (and lowest scoring) couple Kyle/Lacey was sent to safety, along with …. Bristol… Read More »Dancing with the Stars: Week Five Results