Hines. Kirstie. Chelsea. Three totally different dancers, three impressive performance portfolios. But there can only be one winner, one person left standing when the confetti rains down and season twelve culminates in a shower of glitter and glee.
But before we get to the results, we have an hour worth of results show to get through. The show opened with the obligatory Parade of Losers, when all of this season’s couples returned to trot around the ballroom for one last hooray. Oh hai, Wendy Williams. Hey there, Lacey’s Partner Whose Name I Have Already Forgotten.