Avoiding Unwanted Character Attention.

In light of the recent trial of Tigger for child molestation, The Palm Beach Post columnist Frank Cerabino has a funny look at “How to Avoid a ‘touching’ moment at Walt Disney World.”

12. When looking at Chip, be thinking about Dale: they work as a team.

I can vouch for the accuracy of this one myself. But that’s a story for another day.