If your dream job has been move to central Florida and work at one of the themeparks now’s your chance to strike. Walt Disney World, Universal, and SeaWorld are all getting desparate for employees. Bring along a friend or two for a roommate so you can afford someplace to live nearby.


Whit Honea is the author of The Parents' Phrase Book. He lives in the L.A. area with his wife and two boys. You can find his writings and other works all over the Internets. Now available on Twitter.