Comingsoon.net reports a true hollywood tale of Keith Richard’s filming his cameo as Captain Jack Sparrow’s father for Pirates Of The Caribbean: World’s End.
Richards, no stranger to substances and liquids, was left to his own devices in his trailer before his big scene. That wasn’t a good idea. When the time came to shoot, he was a bit "wobbly." To keep him straight, director Gore Verbinski held Richards by the shins.
"If you’d wanted straight, then you got the wrong man," Richards replied huskily.
Take that with a grain of salt, of course.