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Welcome to Disneyland! Before entering the park, please stop by our Medical and Psychological Screening Pavillion for initial clearance, then sign this small Guest Waiver form (or you may download the 96-page document from prior to your trip here). Once these steps are completed, you may purchase a One-Day ticket from our booths at the special ABA (American Bar Association) rate of $4,352 for adults; $15,423 for children ages 3-12. Attractions open and available for your enjoyment today are the Tiki Room, the Main Street shops, and the Partners statue. Have a fun and SAFE day here at the Most Careful Place on Earth!

Thanks Mellie!

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